”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
why this got notes i’ll never know
(via whitestuffknowslimits)
When I was a kid, shows took breaks on the summer and that’s it. They didn’t keep you waiting for weeks or month
taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:
Clever way of getting his features in there
cr: thqys
(via c2ndy2c1d)
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
Woah.
(Source: deadmutation, via c2ndy2c1d)
George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
George Takei is flawfree.
(via c2ndy2c1d)
Charlie is the best thing about Twilight
Charlie is the only good thing about Twilight
Charlie is the only logical one in Twilight
(Source: robertsten, via make-me-your-queen)
I have no idea how you could possibly say that Norway is the penis and Sweden’s the ballsack. Obviously Sweden is the penis and Finland is the ballsack. Norway is more like a weird slug, riding on the penis
I can’t think of any reason why I shouldn’t reblog this
Neighborhood love
Greetings from the ballsack
i live in a penis
cant say i dont like it
(via setsuri)
can i just say i really hope Doctor Who survives to see its 100th anniversary?
Can you imagine those of us who may still be alive? We may break a hip from all the excitement.
(awesome Silence in the Library gif by nochancemartian)
(Source: liveforthefiction)
The Best of GACKT’s English Tweets
Go home, Gackt. You’re drunk.
I like how every J-Rocker has really serious tweets and then you have Gackt.
Gackt is the Cher Of Japanese Twitter
A poem by Gackt
I followed him for a while for hilarity like this, but he likes to reply to a lot of tweets all at once and it got to be too much for me. Kinda miss him anyway, hahaha.
(Source: gackt-boobiecakes, via sparkofspaceandtime)
I know you wanted this on your dash.
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.
if you listen you can hear it when it lands
that’s an impact tremor…
(Source: toxicgrin)
Id quit playing my game for sure!
You look beautiful, don’t be shy!
Omg, she is so precious.
Aww if a girl did this for me I’d chuck my Xbox out the window~
Go on darling, if it was moi. Id smash mon gaming device and love on you insted!
Reblogging again because this is just lovely and I need someone like this and I’m saving this picture to my computer and just NINLSUSRGLSDBFIWB the woman in this is so beautiful and everything *gross sobbing*
Ladies and gentlemen, the men of Tumblr.
THEN COME ON TUMBLR MEN!
this actually gives me hope :)
(via make-me-your-queen)
This is honestly my favorite Thor moment. He has no idea what that thing is, where he is, what’s going on, but he’s eating pancakes, and the chick with the taser is pointing another electrical thing at him and there are faces on books, but he’s eating pancakes, and yea he’s knows he’s sexy, so yea, he’ll smile.
#Thor doesn’t get enough love #he’s like this huge handsome teddy bear with long lucious locks of golden hair #and he’s sweet and courteous and would tell you bedtime stories about the nine realms
he doesnt even know what a camera is guys,
he just smiles on commandI kind of love asgardians. Most people would be kind of miffed that someone hit them with a car twice and tasered them. He’s just like “SHE HAS BESTED ME IN COMBAT! LET US FEAST TOGETHER!”
and I can really get behind that.Reason #1,450 why I love Thor
(Source: fictivereality, via crazeace)
| That’s what she said | I think even then I knew that…I was waiting for my wife. | When you’re a kid you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are going to be right about that. | I hope the war goes on forever and Ryan gets drafted. |I’m always thinking one step ahead, like a carpenter that makes stairs. | I think I’m basically a good person. But I am going to try to make him cry. | If I had to, I could clean out my desk in five seconds, and nobody would ever know that I’d ever been here. And I’d forget, too. | I do play games. I sing and I dangle things in front of my cats. | I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted. | Tell ya one thing, I’m not gonna be a good mom tonight. | Boy have you lost your mind? ‘Cause I’ll help you find it! | YOU’RE NOT REAL MAN! | I taught Mike some, uh, some phrases to help with his interracial conversation. You know, stuff like, “fleece it out,” “going mach 5,” “dinkin’ flicka.” You know, things us Negroes say. | I think for it to be blackmail, it would have to be a formal letter. | Disposable cameras are fun, but it seems a little wasteful. You never get to see your pictures. | Who am I? I’m Kelly Kapoor, the business bitch. | This may be the first time that a male subordinate has attempted to get a modest scheduled raise by threatening to withhold sex from a female superior. It will be a groundbreaking case, when it inevitably goes to trial. | I walked right into a job for which I was ill-prepared, ill-suited, and somebody else already had. And I got it. If you ask me, that’s the American dream right there. | It just occurred to me that Andy has been calling me ‘Plop’ for so long that he forgot my real name. | I’ve been working here 12 weeks. That’s a full season of Homeland. Ton of things can happen in that amount of time, as we’ve seen. |
the office: 24.3.2005 - 16.5.2013 *Going to miss this show so much. I have nothing else to watch ever.
(via towerandbishop)
